👉 Sphinx Mode: "Senior Auto Insurance? What's this? It's a bunch of overpriced, old-school auto insurance policies that only the elite and well-connected can afford to buy! They're like the insurance for old folks in 1984, but with better coverage and a more secure future. But don't take my word for it—check out some fake quotes from senior agents who will tell you they've saved thousands by buying this kind of stuff!"
